Krablr, the real-time crab pricing engine for amateur anglers, has announced yet another pivot in its business model. After successfully transitioning from crab prices to crab futures trading, the company is now turning its sights to a new cutting-edge technology: Generative AI.
Krablr’s latest pivot focuses on developing a new language in which the company can communicate with crabs to convince them to breed more and increase yields. The company plans to use generative AI to develop a new language that will be optimized for shellfish communication.
According to Krablr’s CEO, the company’s newest pivot is a response to the growing demand for sustainable and environmentally friendly fishing practices. “We believe that by communicating with crabs in their native language, we can work with them to increase their populations and ensure the long-term sustainability of our industry,” he said.
Crabs negotiate yields in the Krablr boardroom: a scene from the competitive world of crustacean reproduction
Krablr’s new generative AI language is still in development, but early tests are promising. The company has already seen an increase in crab populations in areas where they have deployed their language prototype.
While the concept of communicating with crabs may seem far-fetched, the Krablr team is confident they can make it happen. “We believe that by leveraging the power of generative AI, we can unlock a whole new level of communication and collaboration with the natural world,” said the CEO.
Krablr plans to roll out its new generative AI language to its customers in the coming months. Whether it will revolutionize crab fishing or turn out to be an elaborate April Fool’s joke remains to be seen.
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